Robert Pattinson Fears Vagina
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Robert Pattinson is on the March 2010 issue of Details Magazine. This issue also marks the 10th anniversary of Details.
When I read the ridiculous things Robert Pattinson says, I wonder if he’s just take the piss out of everyone, or if he’s really just naive about the things he says, and to be honest I can’t decide if I prefer the former or the latter. In the new issue of Details, Robert Pattinson poses for some extremely steamy pictures (check out the gallery below) featuring several naked women paying him attention. In the interview Robert had some interesting things to say about the photo shoot.
“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn’t exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover.”
He goes on to say the only serious relationship he can take on at the moment is the one he shares with his dog, “The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog. My relationship with my dog, it’s ridiculous.”
The whole vagina-phobia remark made me think of Lafayette in the first episode of True Blood. Check it out:
“I know every man, whether straight, gay, or George muthafucking Bush is TERRIFIED of the pussy.” You must admit, he has a point. I mean, for men our junk is just out there. We now what feels good because we can see it with our eyes, but for women everything is hidden and there isn’t a clear cut answer to what rocks every woman’s socks. It’s intimidating!
After mulling it over, I really think Robert is just naive… either that or he has some sort of social disorder like Aspergers Syndrome that stops him from knowing what is appropriate to say or not. Some people, like me know what is inappropriate, but don’t care. Then there are people like Patsy, who are clueless. What I do know is that if Robert Pattinson is indeed a heterosexual man, some girl needs to lend him their vagina so he can become acquainted with the organ that is giving him an allergic reaction. In all sincerity, teen girls need to stay away from Robert Pattison. If he’s allergic to pink, he’s gonna want your stink, and that ladies should be left to porn stars, the gays, and the gay porn stars.
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