Archive for: June 2009

The Jonas Brothers Are In To Leather on the Cover of Rolling Stone Magazine

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Yes, I am a Jonas Brothers hater. I am loud and proud, and you can suck it if you don’t like it. I don’t mind people that like the Jonas Brothers. I think they are of a lower class than I am, but I don’t dislike them. Regardless, the Jonas Brothers are on the cover of Rolling Stone for a second time. Instead of wearing leather jackets like his brothers, Joe Jonas decided to rock the tight leather pants and leather cap. Very leather daddy!
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Thank God, Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka Are Not Having A Baby

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Today, Star Magazine tried to say that Neil Patrick Harris and his boyfriend, David Burtka were trying to find a surrogate to have a baby. They claimed a source told them,

After going through a rigorous screening process, “Neil and David were so relieved and excited once they were approved,” says the source. “Now they have so many surrogate profiles to go through to find the right woman to carry their child.
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Jon Gosselin, Are You A Pot Head?

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I want to shoot myself for doing two Gosselin posts in a row but this can not be avoided. I don’t care what anyone says, that is Jon Gosselin smoking a spliff! For those of you not in the know, a spliff is when you take a cigarette, empty out the tobacco, mix it with weed and then stuff it back into the cigarette.
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Who Cares: Kate Gosselin Spanks Daughter

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Allegedly Kate Gosselin spanked her daughter, Leah the other say. A source for In Touch Magazine says that Leah was blowing a whistle while Kate was on the phone. Kate told her to stop, and when Leah did it again, Kate went over to Leah and spanked her.
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Selena Gomez on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

Selena Gomez, whom I like to call Tweety Bird was on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon to promote her new Disney Channel movie, Princess Protection Program. She’s such a cutie-patootie. She also looked fierce! I need to Selena to do more things. I really don’t want her to fizzle out… Raven Symone. Yeah that’s right bitches! I said it! Let the hate mail begin. I always love getting mean comments and hate mail from Raven fans.

Yeah…No: Michael Phelps’ Facial Hair

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Does Michael think that ridiculous mustache will distract people from looking at his jank teeth? Okay, I know I’m really hard on the National Treasure that is Michael Phelps but he looks like he’s going to appear in a revival of Deep Throat, soon to be followed by another revival of Debby Does Dallas.
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What the What: Bruce Willis and Emma Herring on the Cover and in the Pages of W

bruceemmawBruce Willis and his wife, Emma Herring are on the cover of the upcoming issue of W Magazine. When they married, Bruce and Emma didn’t release their wedding photos. I was devastated… NOT! So now they did an interview and a creepy bondage photo shoot for W Magazine.
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