I am a weapon of massive consumption and its not my fault it’s how I’m program to function

The return of Lily Allen begins. I missed you doll face!

More Reason for Leagalization of Mary J...

It saves lives ya'll, just ask Caleb Followill from Kings of Leon. Caleb just revealed that he struggled with anorexia as a teenager, and that it was only because of smoking pot and getting the munchies from it that he got is eating disorder under control.

2 things

1. I think it is great that he is coming out to talk about this, most guys wont so major props for that.

2. (this is not about the article but about Kings of Leon in general) While I am happy that Kings of Leon is getting recognized now and have started to gain fame, it is kind of disheartening that it is for Only by the Night. Their earlier stuff like Soft, and Taper Jean Girl are so much better, and have a way more fresh sound then music of their last album, so I don't really understand when people are calling their sound new. I would infact now call their sound mainstream.

Kristen Stewart isn't the only Awkward Lesbian

I joke, the chances that Nikki Reed and Kristen Stewart are bang buddies are probably slim, except not really.



Anyways this post wasn't supposed to be about Nikki and Kristen and their probably sapphic ways, no, I wanted to share with everyone the video of Nikki Reed on Conan. It is so obvious that she isn't really used to doing interviews like this, she just seems to uncomfortable. That said, I find her insanely charming the entire time, and I have decided that she is probably going to be a new obsession, well maybe not, but I do heart her.

More Rachel Zoe for all

Bravo decided to do a second season of The Rachel Zoe Project, and that makes me very happy. Hopefully this also means more of my favorite reality bitch, Taylor Jacobson. I'm pretty sure she will still be there because honestly that show would have been crap if it weren't for Taylor's amazing hair, and her ability to make Brad cry.

Actually this is kind of ironic that this news came out today, because right before I decided to be mildly productive today I was watching the Rachel Zoe marathon that they are currently showing on Bravo as I type, and was hoping that they would do a second season.

You know what would be really great, if they did a cross over episode of The Rachel Zoe Project and My Life on the Dlist. I would love to see Taylor and Kathy interact, and Brad would probably pee himself because you know the gays can't resist Kathy.

Grammys Bitch

The Grammy noms were announced today. Amongst the nominees was our girl Adele. She's nominated FOUR times.
PS K Griff got nominated! That bitch is gonna win.
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Allison Janney you are my Hero

See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die

True Life: I have a not so mild obsession with Allison Janney

and I would love it if this was how life really worked, because I think America would be a much better place

New Tattoo for Alanis

Personally I'm not really a fan, I don't really like animal tattoo's, and I'm not exactly sure about her placement, it is a very public place, and it will get exposed to a lot of sun probably and fade, and that shit won't look good if it fades too much.

Daily Twilight Part Deux: London Premiere

Just when I think I got K.Stew pegged down as a lesbian, she throws down at the London premiere of Twilight. Bitch, you look fierce. Work it out. I think I'm gonna stop trying to figure out Kristen, and just roll with the punches. Today it was announced that Kristen will be portraying Joan Jett in a upcoming movie. Girl is blowing up. Robert looks nice except for... you guessed it, his hair. I would just like to know why anyone hasn't grabbed Patsy and washed his hair. It takes two seconds. He probably doesn't even need conditioner. Now that he is back home, there is no reason he can't wash his hair. Where is his mother? If my mother saw with manky hair like that she would tie me down and wash it.
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Erm...

So the trailer for Patsy's new film Little Ashes was released to day. I dont know what to say. I'm mildly intrigued but I'm not dying to see it. Which is okay because I highly doubt it will be released anywhere near where I live. I think if it leaks online or gets released on DVD I will watch it but otherwise, meh.

What The Hell Happened?

I think I may be going crazy because the new Girls Aloud video came out today for The Loving Kind, their new single, and I hate it. I LOVE the song, but hate the video. Chezza is wearing some ridiculous headband and she looks all pale and ill. Nadine looks pale and ill as well, and my favorite girl Kimba looks like the Joker. I am also shocked that the only group members that look good is Sarah and Nicola. Nicola especially. Her makeup is fierce and her hair is perfection. Is it opposite day or something? Do I need to watch Tyra to find out?
Seriously, what happened?

Daily Twilight: Patsy and Rachelle Like Laura

I'm not posting this for you, or for you. I just posting it to get Kendra to like Robert Pattinson, and to get her to like Rachelle More. During an interview with Much Music the Twilight cast members discuss their love for Laura Marling aka Kendra's new obsession.

I watched this interview just like John requested and it might have back fired on him a little bit, because I think I came out loving Nikki Reed the most, bitch is fierce, and I might have fisted pumped every time she came on screen during the Twilight movie (which I enjoyed, and will probably purchase when it comes out). Oh and I already loved Rachelle, well maybe not loved, but enjoyed her because I used to watch Big Wolf on Campus like it was my job.

Cover Girl: K-Fed Strikes Back

Oh Snap! Britney is getting some good press so of course it's time for K-Fed to come break up the party. I can't really blame him. I mean when you call someone out on TV, I think it's completely acceptable to react. He even went the classy route and gave an interview with People. Had the tables be turned Britney would have went to the trashiest tab of all... OK! BLECH!

Omigawd Though!

I usually hate Taylor Momsen, but anyone that gets their picture taken with Karen O of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs is fucking awesome. I dream to be that awesome one day. Kendra and I have a special place in our hearts for Show Your Bones.
Blah! We need some Honeybear:

Kiss My Sass

COBRA STARSHIP - Kiss My Sass


I love Cobra Starship, that is all

Fiercegasm

Did you find that you had to turn away from your computer because you couldn't handle the ferocity in the picture, I know I did.

The other day I was at Nikki's house and I of course reminded her that she hadn't read BLOG! in awhile, so she was browsing as I was over. I then brought up the wonder that is Shane Mercado, and told her she had to watched the video. When she got to that post she saw the youtube picture that came up and promptly exited the screen. I suppose that it was because her younger cousins were also looking at the computer at the same time, but whatevs, he is one fierce bitch.

Patsy Is Back Home

Robert Pattinson is back in London. He must be starting the European leg of his promotion for Twilight. I do not know how this biatch has the energy for that. If I had to deal with a bunch of retarded reporters asking the same stupid questions I would go crazy. Da Brat crazy. The rum bottle would be out and I would be swinging. Twilight is released in the UK December 12th, which was the day that it was supposed to be released in the US till the jagoffs at Warner Brothers decided to push back Harry Potter.
PS that yellow bag is hawt. I want it.

They Tried To Make His Face Look Pretty: But It Said No No No

Photoshop can only do so much. It can unjank a face. Sports Illustrated should know that now, after they tried to make Michael Phelps' face look good. Only a really expensive team of dentists and surgeons can make that magic happen. Michael is SI's sportsman of the year. No one is surprised. I am annoyed.

New Obsesh: Janelle Monae

I really dig this girl. She's quirky and fresh. Her album is good. Check it out!

Beardy Beard Boy

Kristen Stewart and her beard, I mean boyfriend Michael Arangano arrived at LAX airport last night. I am so conflicted. I like Michael Arangano and Kristen together, but I also like to develop theories about how she is cheating on him with Nikki Reed. Maybe the solution to my problem is to just stop obsessing and get a life of my own... yeah right.
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Please Name The Next One Birkin

Kelly Rutheford aka Serena's Mom aka annoying is pregnant with her second child. Rutherford, 40, and her entrepreneur husband, Daniel Giersch, are expecting their second child in June, her rep said in a statement Monday. Kelly named her her son Hermes after the fashion house. In my opinion the chola was trying to score the luscious and hard to attain Birkin Bag. Maybe she should just pull out all the stops this time and just name the second one Birkin. Or Iwanna Birkin Giersch. That would work.